what if I'm pregnant?
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I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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