If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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