He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
