Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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