you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
someone owes me an orgasm
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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