Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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