u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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