My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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