I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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