you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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