At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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