His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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