Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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