If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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