my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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