is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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