i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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