Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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