Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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