Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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