we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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