Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
