For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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