If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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