So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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