let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
there is glitter all over my balls
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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