rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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