So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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