He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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