Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
