I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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