Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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