I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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