there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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