so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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