the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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