cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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