I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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