i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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