Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Randomize