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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm gonna have a badass scar

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(216): View more from Ohio

guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet

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(614): View more from Ohio

I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?

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(619): View more from California

woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.

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(561): View more from Florida

just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties

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(419): View more from Ohio

omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.

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