you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
