I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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