so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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