Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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