he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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