She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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