Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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