We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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