if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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