There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I just found a bag of teeth...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
