I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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