I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
