just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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